Microsoft’s new ad campaign: Did you get it?

Posted on September 12th, 2008 in English) by JulioHM | 0 Comments »

So people are all confused, some even angry, at Microsoft’s new ads starring Seinfeld. So far, we’ve had two commercials aired, and they’ve also hit the web in the most viral possible form. The fact that a company tries to hire actors to be associated with their name or products is nothing new. But people got really confused when they learned that Jerry Seinfeld would star in Microsoft’s next ad campaign. After all, Seinfeld made his fame with his sitcom, a show about nothing. For those who loved the series, they did mostly for a simple reason: there’s just no story.. no plot.. it’s about nothing!

Now, as Microsoft’s new ads spread through the net, people got even more confused. Ironically, the commercials also seem to be about nothing! I won’t even bother embedding them here, since they are already stuck into every website you can possibly imagine. With discussions popping up all over the place trying to make sense and explain what these ads are all about, I might as well share my opinion on them.

Up until now, we only have two ads to look at, and they might very well not show us the entire picture of their campaign. Some say there’s really nothing to explain, they’re just stupid ads about nothing — that would place them under the same category of Coca-Cola commercials, they never tell you anything, they are just there to remind you that the product exists.

I’ll go ahead and agree with some people who think these ads are basically full of metaphors. I’m inclined to believe they wouldn’t want to spend millions of dollars in a campaign that just doesn’t say anything other than “yes, we are here”. Since we can all watch these ads anywhere, I’m not going to spend any time walking through every frame, explaining every single detail you can possibly catch. But here’s an overall idea.

Ad #1 - Shoe Circus Disccount Store
Bill Gates represents… well… Gates himself. Just a regular human being who lives his own life in his own beat. Seinfeld represents the Microsoft empire around him: the company, its employees, its products.

We can all agree that not everything that comes out of Microsoft is something that pops out of Bill Gates’ head. Thousands of people work towards creating all of their products, and Bill Gates is really someone who gave it all a  jump start, and keeps funding and investing on it. Gates and his whole army of employees might not always agree on every idea they have — hence, the awkward moments when Seinfeld suggests taking a shower with your clothes on, or asking feedback about how well the shoes fit, until they find a pair that goes well. In a sense, the simple fact they are in a shoe store (a type business) is a punch line to the fact that Microsoft is inserted into a larger market with endless business possibilities.

Some people actually found the Mexicans looking through the glass as offensive to developing countries. But, really, why would Microsoft even come close to convey that message? The family outside, represents the entire class of people who like using Microsoft’s products. And even though Microsoft and Bill Gates are worldwide known names, when it comes down to real truth, what do simple people, simple home desktop users really know about Microsoft, Bill Gates, and the entire computer business? Not really much! End users, people who get on with their own lives, have their own problems to worry about, they know very little about Gates, or Microsoft as a company, or Seinfeld for that matter. Most are really interested on the products, such as Windows or the Office suite, and whatever commodities that brings to their lives — hence their sole interest on the type of shoes (products) they’re handling than on Gates or Seinfeld themselves.

The final punch line comes when Seinfeld asks Gates what’s the future going to be like. “Give me a sign”, he asks. And with a billionaire booty shake, they just end up with the message that good things are on the way. Maybe the idea is to associate Microsoft with good things, yummy things, things you like… It doesn’t matter what that thing is, they just leave that up to your imagination and your memory associations to the word “Delicious”. When you think about it… not bad marketing at all!

Ad #2 - Living With The Family

When you think about Microsoft and their products, it’s clear that they try to satisfy both the enterprise world and home users. Whichever you look at, you can look at the family aspect of this ad in both ways. Keep in mind both sides of this metaphor when you watch this ad, but since most of Microsoft revenues come from licensing their products to enterprises and companies, try and make a connection with the business world.

Microsoft is always searching for opportunities to infiltrate other businesses to sell their products. Most of the time their products have to live alongside an entire legacy of other systems (hardware and software) that have been around for decades — hence the metaphor “living with another family”. Remember as Jerry himself points out to the mother “I really don’t wanna hear the financial thing, it’s a little uncomfortable. I just wanna live with you, people.”

As problems arise among family members, due to old in-house issues that come across many years of living together, Gates and Seinfeld find themselves in sticky situations: caught in the crossfire between arguments, or competing for space with smaller radical products and very old “do-it-all-purpose” grannies.

You can think of the main message as: “We are trying to fit in, help you with your everyday life. But sometimes, we get caught into problems that are really not our fault. But that’s ok, we’ll take the beating sometimes, and do the hard work for you. Just don’t let me out of your house”.

The final scene tells us that Microsoft is not helping just one family. They are always looking for more families to help. And I have to admit, the robot was a nice touch.

So, at the end of the day…
Microsoft seems to be attempting to create a new look for itself. Not by inventing anything new or fantastically innovating or revolutionary… but by simply showing you things as they are (or as they want you to perceive them). If you hire Seinfeld — the master about stories about nothing — what type of commercials did you really expect to see? It’s just like the Seinfeld show on TV. It’s about nothing, just showing you life as it happens.

Political Propaganda Starts on Tuesday (tomorrow!)

Posted on August 18th, 2008 in English) by JulioHM | 0 Comments »

image If you live in Brazil, this is one of the worst times to be here. This year, over 380 thousand candidates will run for Mayor in over 5000 cities, as well as over 50000 other titles of the public administration. This really sucks when voting is mandatory. EVERYONE must vote here (or at least show up to justify not voting).

The mandatory voting policy automatically creates over 120 million (mostly unwilling) voters! If you are a candidate, that is a lot of people to convince you are "the best choice" for your city. Along with the thousands of (useless) candidates, the Brazilian people are still forced to watch a wave of political ads, aired nationally by every single TV station in the country at the same time, everyday, until election day. Countless ridiculous ads, promising everything from better healthcare to more jobs and lower interest rates.

Here’s the funny part. Air times will be divided into 15, 30 or 60 seconds. Depending on how well connected the political party is, the more time it has to show its empty promises.

I wish I still had a VCR at home to record the funniest ads. Those are always fun to watch… I’m sure someone will compile a bunch of those so we can watch them on YouTube.

Original source: http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/brasil/ult96u434771.shtml

Brazil’s Supreme Court To Ban Nepotism From Public Services

Posted on August 18th, 2008 in English) by JulioHM | 0 Comments »

imageThe STF (Supremo Tribunal Federal; Brazil’s Supreme Court) plans to officially ban politicians and public servants from hiring relatives and family members into trustful positions of the public service. The practice, known as nepotism, plagues the Brazilian culture into corruption and manipulation of political influence.

On the upcoming Wednesday, Brazilian ministers are scheduled to announce the prohibition the nasty practice. Apparently, the action does not even require the approval of Congress, since it is already prohibited by Brazilian Constitution. The topic had an overall reaction and was considered to be "legally relevant" (whatever that means).

For once, it’s nice to see my country is moving (slowly) forward.

Original source: http://portal.rpc.com.br/gazetadopovo/vidapublica/conteudo.phtml?tl=1&id=799051&tit=STF-deve-barrar-nepotismo-em-cargos-publicos

Ubuntu 8.04 - Garbled shutdown/hibernate (Problem with NVIDIA restricted drivers)

Posted on July 25th, 2008 in English) by JulioHM | 0 Comments »

Sometime ago, when I was testing Ubuntu 8.04, on my HP Pavilion DV6445us, I got these strange lines in the monitor during shutdown/hibernate.

Splash screen works fine while booting the laptop, but shutdown/hibernate always got messed up.

It still works. Just the splash screen is all messed up like that during the process. It looks like it’s gone haywire.

Fortunately, I have found the answer to that. Please keep in mind of the specs. My laptop has an NVIDIA GeForce 6150. Ubuntu needs to use NVIDIA restricted drivers for that to work well, otherwise I can’t turn on Desktop Effects.

It just so happens that the drivers available through Ubuntu sources are not the latest ones. I had to download the latest drivers from NVIDIA’s website and install them myself, manually (last time I checked they were here).

After you download the driver (NVIDIA-Linux-x86_64-173.14.05-pkg2.run), installing might not be so trivial. You have to run a couple of command lines from the shell, but you must do it without X running. The best steps I found for these are:

  1. Make sure you build-essential package installed (sudo apt-get install build-essential).
  2. Disable your current NVIDIA restricted drivers.
  3. Reboot (unfortunately necessary).
  4. Startup with your usual Windows Manager (ie: Gnome).
  5. Stop your Windows Mananger (if you are using Gnome, sudo /etc/init.d/gdm stop, this should send you back to the black terminal, without a graphical interface).
  6. Run the install script for the NVIDIA driver (sudo sh NVIDIA-Linux-x86_64-173.14.05-pkg2.run) and follow instructions on the screen. At this point, if it can’t find a precompiled kernel module for you system, it will just compile a new one.
  7. If it asks to overwrite your current xorg.conf file, just accept that.

Once the script is done, just reboot. That’s it! Your old restricted drivers will still show up at the hardware management list, but they will be disabled (just keep them tha way). Desktop Effects should run well and shutdown/reboot should also show your splash screen normally now.

Good luck!

How To Get Broadcom Wifi BCM4312 working on Ubuntu 8.04

Posted on July 17th, 2008 in English) by JulioHM | 0 Comments »

Ubuntu is great. Unfortunately, some notebook models are just not built for it. Mine is one good example. I got my HP Pavilion DV6445us a while back and it seemed a great buy at the time, but today I realize a few details that make all the difference. The video card, multimedia buttons, infrared remote control, all kinds of little things were simply built with Windows in mind. And this keeps me coming back to Windows many times to get things done efficiently.

The most important of all, the wireless network card, a Broadcom BCM4312 rev2, just doesn’t work out of the box. I spent hours trying to get it going. Other models of BCM43xx seemed to have well established step-by-step instructions, but not this one. So, in light of this, I decided to write this short tutorial to help anyone out there who ever had problems getting this stupid network card to work under Ubuntu.

The problem boils down to which drivers are loaded. First thing you have to do is disable the incompatible drivers. Then you need to install ndiswrapper, load the Windows version of the driver for the card and reboot.

Let’s do it

On the shell, shoot these command lines:

sudo rmmod bcm43xx
sudo rmmod ssb

 

This will remove the drivers ssb and bcm43xx if they are currently loaded. After that, you have to blacklist them, so they won’t load again the next time the computer reboots.

Next, you have to edit modprobe’s blacklist file:

sudo vim /etc/modprobe.d/blacklist

 

Add the following lines to this file (or make sure they are already in place):

blacklist bcm43xx
blacklist ssb

 

NOTE: I have found that ssb conflicts with ndiswrapper during startup, so I just disabled it. If you wish to fix this permanently, then do not blacklist ssb and take a look at this tutorial.

Now, install ndiswrapper with the following:

sudo apt-get install ndiswrapper-common ndiswrapper-utils

 

After installation completes, download this file, which contains the Windows drivers for the BCM4312 wireless network card. Unzip it to any location you wish, point the shell to that directory, and shoot these command lines:

sudo ndiswrapper -i bcmwl5.inf
sudo rmmod ndiswrapper
sudo modprobe ndiswrapper

 

After the driver loads — you may want to check /var/log/messages for errors – your network card should appear as wlan0; a simple ifconfig or iwconfig should show it, and you should be able get your connection up and running.

As a final touch, edit the modules file to make sure ndiswrapper loads at startup:

sudo vim /etc/modules

 

Add the following line to this file

ndiswrapper

 

Save it, reboot. Bingo! This was all I had to do to get this stupid network card working on Ubuntu 8.04.

Later on, I found this excellent tutorial with details on how to configure many models of BCM43xx cards, including my BCM4312-rev2. But the tutorial is bloated with details about other network cards that are just not my business, and they have you download an entire driver package from HP, extract it with a cabextract utility… takes a little more effort. Most files in it are not necessary, and the zip file I’m providing contains just the ones you need (specific to BCM4312-rev2 for this notebook). I hope people out there with the same issue do not have to spend hours looking for a solution.

Good luck to you.

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Windows XP - Clipborad tricks (copy file names and copy file contents do clipboard shortcuts)

Posted on May 12th, 2008 in English) by JulioHM | 0 Comments »



If you’re like me, you’re always in the need to copy filenames, paths, file contents. If you deal with computers everyday you do notice that all we do, all day long, is just copy stuff from one place to another… most of the time anyway. Copy files, copy filenames, copy file contents… How many times have you already hit CTRL+C and CTRL+V in your life? It’s like a heartbeat.

To make my life easiser, I have created a couple of scripts that work together with very simple tools to make copying/pasting filenames and contents easier. I found the clip tool (here and here), which is just a smiple clip.exe that redirects its input into the clipboard. Couple that with the UnxUtils package and that’s it. You have all you need.

In fact, for this simple trick you don’t need the entire UnxUtil package. Here are all the files you will need for this to work (namely clip.exe, cat.exe and a couple of batch files).

After you download the zip, extract its contents:

  • clip.exe
  • cat.exe
  • CopyFileContentsToClipboard.bat
  • CopyFileNameToClipboard.bat

Now, this is the easy part. Place the files clip.exe and cat.exe into the C:\windows folder. If you don’t have write access to it for some reason (maybe it’s your office desktop and you the IT department is paranoid), then place these files in any folder which is part of your PATH environmental variable.

After that, place both batch files (CopyFileContentsToClipboard.bat and CopyFileNameToClipboard.bat)into the SendTo folder of your profile. On WinXP this should be under C:\Documents and Settings\<YouLogin>\SendTo (just replace <YouLogin> by your profile name).

From now on, you should have two extra options on your “Send To” context menu.

With any set of files you select, you can send their full path/filename into the clipboard with a mouse click. Select one or more files, and choose Send To > Copy complete file path to clipboard. A paste operation will result in a list of all filenames with a complete path.

If you are selecting text files, the second option Copy file contents to clipboard will do exactly that. You don’t have to open the file, select all of its contents and copy them. This will be done automatically.

This is a very simple, but usefull, hack. One drawback is that you will see a command prompt window flash by your eyes everytime you use these menu options. I never took anytime to get rid of that, so good luck. There are a few tools around that will add this funcionality, integrating with Windows Explorer, installing .NET and ActiveX components, blah blah blah… but they all seem too much for such a simple action.

I can live with the ocasional CMD prompt flashing up evevery once in a while, especially if you know what it’s doing. So if you can do that also, great!


Ubuntu - Missing shutdown/restart button on Gnome

Posted on May 11th, 2008 in English) by JulioHM | 0 Comments »



So I’m now enjoying a completely Windows free laptop. I’ve gone Ubuntu all the way for a month now, and currently on the 8.04 release.

But all the sudden, as I play around with it, installing packages here and there… the shutdown/restart buttons go missing from the shutdown dialog. I couldn’t take a screenshot of it, so I just took a picture.


Having a phone with a camera is sometimes worth it!

Anyway, in my case, these buttons went missing after I installed kubuntu-desktop package. I wanted to take a look at the kde desktop for, so I just installed it (in case you’re wondering how to switch from gnome to kde, follow this thread); piece’a cake, really.

Some threads, like this one, point the problem as being about a Login Window setting, also easy to fix. But that wasn’t my problem. These options were fine on my settings.

In fact, I couldn’t even get the Login Window dialog to show up; it kept complaining that Gnome Display Manager was turned off. So after some time on Google I found this nice thread, which explains how to set GDM as a default once again.

Pretty simple, really. Just fire up this command on a terminal window

sudo dpkg-reconfigure gdm

and choose gdm as the default. See screenhost below to see what you should expect.

That should set GDM back as a default and a reboot should get everything back to normal.

Taadaa!


Weird rainbow lines with Ubuntu shutdown/hibernate

Posted on May 06th, 2008 in English) by JulioHM | 0 Comments »

I have recently installed Ubuntu 8.04. Before that I had Windows Vista, which came with my laptop… but about 2 weeks ago, something went horribly wrong and I had to reformat everthying. Pretty much at the same time Hardy Heron came out, so that became the perfect execuse to ditch Windows all the way.

My laptop is an HP DV6445us and (finally!) everything works well now, acpi support, wifi with ndiswrapper. 99% of everything worked well right out of the box. Hell! Even hibernate and suspend works now!

One simple issue came out of all this. Even though hibernation worked well, everytime I used it my laptop screen looked like this…

YUK!

Apparently, this guy had the same issue a while back.. but didn’t get an answer. Looks like a rainbow of colors and it looks like it’s hurting my baby! I’m not sure how harmfull this is, but I couldn’t wait to find out. After much googling around, I found a solution that works for me.

I came across this article from the official ubuntu help archives, and as it turns out, all I needed to do is to run the autodetect script again. This script is run during installation and (in my case) it did not recognize the correct screen resolution. I noticed that the screen was set to 1280×800/50Hz — I can’t believe I didn’t get a headache from that. After running the script, with all its boring questions about keyboard configuration, the resolution now is set to 1280×800/60Hz.

In case you’re wondering, this is what saved me (from the command line):

sudo cp /etc/X11/xorg.conf /etc/X11/xorg.conf.custom
md5sum /etc/X11/xorg.conf |sudo tee /var/lib/x11/xorg.conf.md5sum
sudo dpkg-reconfigure xserver-xorg

This worked for me. I hope it helps anyone else with the same issue.